March 2012
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commanderinqueef:
when people can’t tell you’re being sarcastic
nucleur:
beyoncebeytwice:
my butt hurts
her too
scubway:
today this kid got a bad haircut and then someone was like “look at brandon’s hair it’s not straight” and my teacher was like “well thats okay because brandon’s not stgraight either” and i was laughing so ashard skldjfjewiofiu9ewio
thafrustratednigga:
in other news. tyga is a confirmed bitch. i’d rather get shot then make my ass clap at gunpoint.
damn
beyoncebeytwice:
if it’s not on urban dictionary then idk what it means
"who needs weed? im high off life! who needs...
flockaflex:
commanderinqueef:
my hobbies include checking behind the shower curtains every time i go to pee
textposter:
Having your parent or guardian sign a permission slip before you engage in intercourse
